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Top Ten Reasons to Play the Women's FSA Directeur Sportif Game

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So you've logged into the FSA Directeur Sportif game and you're geeking out over points totals and whether Boonen winning in Qatar means Boonen winning in Flanders. Hint: It doesn't. Don't look like that! I'm just trying to help!

How is your women's team going? What?! You don't have a women's team? Plainly, we need to have a little talk. Below the fold, Gav's top ten reasons to play the women's FSA directeur sportif game.

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Number 10: More is better. Girl racing is pretty much exactly like dude racing. Except, um, with girls instead of dudes. Right. Anyway, playing the women's game means more races to follow. And as we all know, more bike racing is better than less bike racing.

Number 9: Emilia Fahlin.

Number 8: New Races. This is not to say that the old races are bad or that we're tired of them. I could never become tired of dude racing. But, it's definitely fun to discover new ones. You've heard of Alfredo Binda, right? You haven't?! People! We have serious work to do here. Binda, he's Italian, he won some bike races, many bike races. Anyway, as it happens, there's a women's race in Varese named after him. Bet you didn't know that. I mean, if you didn't know who Binda is, you certainly don't know about his bike race. Well, here's your chance to learn. Fsa-ds_medium

Number 7: Marianne Vos. Vos is one of the most talented athletes in cycling. With every season she races, she is writing cycling history one pedal stroke at a time. It's rare that we have the chance to watch an athlete like her develop and grow into her talent. Last year, she conquered the high mountains to win her first Giro d'Italia. I was talking to Emma Pooley recently, and Pooley said, if Vos rides like she did this past year, she'll just keep winning. Laughing, Pooley said, "Why'd she have to get so bloody good!" And maybe someday Vos will have a race named after her just like Alfredo Binda.

Number 6: Bragging Rights. I mean, you might win or something. And all your friends? They will be so totally jealous.

Phew. How many more to go? Counting, almost as hard as days of the week. But we shall persevere! Onward!

Number 5: Drew is playing. I know! I'm totally reaching with this one. But it's true! Drew is playing, so you should, too. (No, Drew, you can not pick Katie Compton to staff your entire team.)

Number 4: The Olympics. It's an Olympic year. Which means, people are going to be talking about sports like cycling. Random people. People who work in your office or who go to your coffee shop. Here's your chance to impress them with your knowledge. Play the women's FSA directeur sportif game, and be able to tell people exactly who Evie Stevens is.

Number 3: You don't want to be like Pat McQuaid. Pat McQuaid thinks women's racing is lame and doesn't deserve attention. Don't be a Pat.

Number 2: Giro. Because one Giro d'Italia is not enough. Follow women's racing, get two Giro's. More Italy, more mountains, more wine, more win.

Number 1: And the most most important reason to play the women's FSA directeur sportif game? It's fun. Really, do I have to explain everything to you people?

Now go! Run along now! Go make your teams. And don't even talk to me until you're done.

Photo by Martin Vestby, Hitec Products, 2011.

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MOAR GIRO. Best reason evar.

If Emilia Fahlin is racing it, that is.

Also, reason 11? There are other gems like Emilia just waiting to be discovered. You wouldn’t want to miss out on that, would you?

More Emilias.

Yes, this is an excellent reason, my friend.

You put that picture there to try and hook Dan back into this, didn't you.

You’re tricksy you are. Yes, very very tricksy.

Adding

You had me by #7. If you were half this convincing in your dissertation, I’m guessing the reviewers took you out to dinner afterwards.

I would never....
Hey, you're up early :-)
Pauline Ferrand Prevot > Emilia Fahlin
You do know this means

you have to link up a couple photos to prove your point, right? Geesh, teasing us like that.

Gladly.

Ahem.

World Champ stripes are sexay.

And those eyes. Oh those eyes.

But I’ll leave the question of which is better to when I can see them side by side. The one who takes me up on a night on the town wins.

Peh, I'd like to see her try to ride in those boots ;\

I do like the pic of her with the WC eye makeup

Boots? Did we ever mention how Boonen surely couldn't ride fast in his gladiator outfit?

But yeah, I love the WC eye makeup. Looks fun

I'd like to see her ride in that crosswind...

I would like to see her ride in those boots, too.

Meh.

She looks very French.

PFP gets muddy on a regular basis

just sayin’

"Oh, Hi PFP"

Good god.

Vlaanderen90 makes a strong argument

I think we need a column on it, complete with poll
and a photo calendar?
snort
Better put up some videos too whilst we're at it

Want to make sure we make as informed a decision as possible

Ok boys, get on it

Let me know when you’re done and I’ll proof everything.

Whatever it takes!

I mean, I wouldn’t want you to cut corners on the research process.

Research process... Can we get internal funding for this? That's how research works, right?
Drew is playing!

Then count me in!

So I get to build another team for cobbles? I'm in.
This contains all the stats you need to make your team

The Bible

You're a good lad, thanks. That warms my heart just looking at it.

I remember watching the ladies riding the Muur the last time I was there, and they got almost as big a hand from the crowd as the guys did. It was excellent.

I thought we were going to pretend we didn't notice when Drew did stuff like that...
The People have spoken

I must honor their wishes

If we play, we can say cool stuff like

“I’ve got a lot riding on the GP Elsy Jacobs.”

Yes!

This is true. The GP Elsy Jacobs is one of my fave race names on the planet.

Yes, in fact you could even call your impending child Elsy Jacobs :)

I love that idea

If it happens to be a boy, however, Podium Cafe will have a harder time convincing me to name him Sep Vanmarcke.

Triplets
To distinguish them, you can call them Sep, Van, and Mark.
I threw a few names together

But I really have no idea WTF I’m doing. At least with the dudes I have some semblance of selecting riders for certain types of races. Other than “Vos pwns at EVERYTHING” I really have no idea if the names I’ve thrown together represent anything close to a balanced squad.

(and I actually didn’t even pick Vos)

That's okay, it's what I did last year. And I was in the top 3 for a few weeks!

Think of it as a fun way to get more into following the ladies side :D

Yeah

I should be a lot more into women’s racing than I am, but I’ve just never really picked up an interest

Same here, but WVDS helped me follow stuff a bit more closely last year

I had to see who I was beating in the rankings, at the very least!

Rumor has it

there will be some advice coming soon. I know Jens has a thingy about the various races, for example. But you know, there is something to be said for randomness :D

11. The rivalries!

Whupping mountain boy into the ground My friendly rivalry with willj was a lot of fun.

What's the forfeit this year? And who's the lucky recipient?

I adored your rivalry all last year, it made me laugh! Here’s to another majope team page, and regular graphs!

That was inspired.

Do we get to do it again? :D

friendly?

let’s see. Loser shaves their head?

#baldisbeautiful

Picked my team for this easy enough

After names I know + a bunch of aussies, I had 8 points to pick someone I have no idea about. Haven’t submitted but can’t see me changing the team drastically unless I learn of injuries/bad news on here :D

If I do a team again this year

It will be for Miffy

As John Lennon said: Number 9

That voice isn't John Lennon

In fact, it’s unknown precisely who it is.

The piece begins with a slow piano theme in the key of B minor and a male voice repeating the words “number nine”, quickly panning across the stereo channels. The unidentified voice was found on an examination tape in the studio archives.10 Lennon recalled: “I just liked the way he said ‘number nine’ so I made a loop … it was like a joke, bringing number nine in it all the time …”4
Wow it copied the Wikipedia citations

That’s kinda stupid

Vos is one of the most talented athletes in cycling.

some mistake surely, shouldn’t it be

Vos is one of the most talented athletes in cycling.

I don't know, really.

It’s hard to compare, because the top women are great riders. But women’s cycling is still not yet as deep as men’s cycling. There is less specialization, for one thing. So, I’ll stand by my original.

Nobody wants to be like Pat.
No, it would be very bad.

Don’t be a Pat!

don't even be a bit of a pat
or a "Pat-head" or whatever
I love this game.

So much fun!

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