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I'm not imagining things?

So that conversation about transfusing hamsters with epo… that really happened?

yes, you weren't imagining it
I'm pretty sure I am

imagining the Contador mask discussion, though!

Maybe we could make the hamster wear a Conta mask

to make it go faster. Would that help?

Well no, it was EPO (and clen) as an alternative to transfusing hamsters...

…which is just a pain in the ass, seriously.

however, if you click on the FanPosts tab (between Home and FanShot), you can get the FanPosts list
We've had a bad couple weeks

with attacks on the SBN servers. It happens, they’re killing it to stop it, and hopefully it’ll stop happening soon.

Why would anyone attack the SBN servers?

Some Super Bowl talk get out of hand on the NFL boards?

That

or the UCI. I could see them pulling something like that.

Reasons?

Just takes some bored kids and LOIC.

See

this is why I sign my kids up for about 17 activities a week.

Meh, aren't they still going after soft targets like the CIA and the Syrians?
We’ve had a bad couple weeks with attacks on the SBN servers. It happens, they’re killing it to stop it

FYI, in my head it is an evil cylon and I’ve somehow ended up in the universe of battlestar galactica.
I call dibs on Apollo.

Original series or remake?
Beedeebeep

Hey, Buck.

I am a child of the eighties

Remake.

Ah. You can have him, then. Bamber is too girlie even for me.
now, anders and helo on the other hand
Landis!

(said in a distinctly Seinfeld-like way)

The reason is ...

… you still have Roberto Contador listed at 1 in the Top Ten Riders list. Yer in violation of The Code.

Ice

Roberto?

Sheesh, he hasn’t even been gone two days, and we’ve already forgotten his name.

Alberto / Roberto ...

… Contador / Heras … I keep getting them mixed up name-wise. They kinda look alike also, with that sad pensive expression.

So why is he still listed in the top ten riders? Alberto that is … It is just jinxing the Cafe. heh heh heh
Ice

We don't answer to the UCI

The points we award, stand at the end of the season. That’s Final.

(Also, I hadn’t really thought of resetting his score to zero yet.)

cofidis FTW!
Thanks for looking out for us Gav

You know we all get a little panicky over this stuff — kinda like being out of coffee

I ran out of coffee once. I died.
so you're haunting us?
I got better.
Gav (and tgsgirl) are right
Coffee cures all. ~ Gav
What?!

We keep emergency supplies for just such occasions. Because gah!!!

Always thought

this explains the human tendency toward relationships. So at least one of you might make it to the store for more coffee.

I think you're on to something...
it should be added to the vows

maybe between in sickness and in health and ’til death do us part.

Oh, and don’t forget the milk.

Wow, thank you, thank you Gav

You just reminded me that I have exactly that, emergency supplies, and that means I don’t have to go out in the cold dark city this evening to buy beans for tomorrows coffee, I can wait until tomorrow and go out in the daylight, still cold of cause, but better anyway :)
And also emergency supplies should be replaced regularly, so they don’t get too old :)

Don't say stuff like that!

You’re scaring me.

I have a few hundred pounds of coffee buried in the garden just in case Europe falls apart this month

Thank heavens the Fanshots are OK
If it was fanshots that went, I'd be thinking maybe Jen had something to do with it!

;-P

Heh

Don’t think I didn’t notice that. Arrrgghh!!! :D

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