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Yikes

That’s some microphones on that table!

Serious
Need more cowbell
Yes!

I feel like every doping presser should have cowbell and lots of it!

This is SO much better than actually watching it.
Contador looking odd
Probably on drugs or something.
Bjarne, looking concerned. And earnest!
moves to middle of mass of mics.
Can you hear me now?!
oops. Was meant to be a new post
C: "I can't understand it at all."
It's okay, AC. We can.
I sent my euros in just like I was told to . . .
cynical, cynical ;)
is it wrong to be treating this as drinking game?

full support of team….drink etc

am four in already

Ha!
mentions continuing for the fans

due to their support

have to finish bottle

not looking good…

C getting emotional.
Or a close approximation...
Journalists applauding...?

Or have they allowed fans?

Yeah. That's odd.
Read any of the Spanish press?
Yes, but

I think there are degrees of support here

I was wondering if some fans had snuck in

Mind you, reports are fans too…

Ah, some saying applause from friends and relatives
Yes, the support you've received is unbelievable.
Damn you press - turn off your phones!
Ha!

Good luck with that ;)

I hate that interference noise. Makes my teeth hurt.
I don't love

that we can’t really hear the questions.

Going to appeal?
"Lawyers are looking at things, possibilities"

Nothing conclusive.

Probably

Nothing to lose, they won’t add time. He might get a bit bigger lawyer bill but otoh he may get out of paying a fine in the end.

pardon my ignorance - where would it be appealed to?
Swiss court

TAS decisions can be appealed in Swiss courts.

But only on procedural issues I think

they won’t try the facts of the case

Oh, interesting.
That actually makes

a certain amount of sense.

Something, somewhere was bound to
tag-linable, that
Valverde appealed

A bunch of times. No success.

Swiss Federal Courts, I think?
Perhaps he can get hold of Keijsse's Belgian judge

And start a new circus.

they need to read the gibbs decision from cas

they will probably give up gracefully at that point

Euro court of human rights is another rpossibility
Poor old NOS microphone

seems to have turned up late to the party

Such an event, all those lawyers

and no money spent on a decent Spanish-English translator.

+1 good lunch time laugh

Eurosport has had enough.
But ... but...

There was so much more opportunity for snark. I’m gonna go pout now. :(

That it?
ja

for ES, apparently. Bah.

Well, that was it for Eurosport.
WAit, we're done?!

Already?!

Letdown!

Festinagirl is live tweeting it
She was watching

same thing as us, so done.

here still

Oooh, well done!
Wait...

Did Riis just say the contract is done?

Asking Riis if he's going to pay Alberto all his salary...
Riis saying if Alberto cannot ride, the contract cannot continue.

So he won’t be paying him during the time off? Did I hear that right?

I think so.

Or did he mean the contract ends altogether?

Not sure, but there was all that full support of the team stuff before...
Probably

just meant he was allowed to ride during the appeal process, maybe.

Riis just say

Contract cannot continue if he cannot ride for the team?

That's what I heard, too
Why didn't they ask a clarification follow up???
Probably too many people in the room

to do that, honestly.

They're all fans
Ha!

Entirely possible.

"Something is wrong in the system."

I think we can agree on that.

I don't know

I really like how long it takes! It’s great! Time for reflection! And rewriting all the results! So fun!

Good point. Scratch that.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

Fashion report: Bert's crisp white shirt loudly proclaims his innocence

while the epaulet-like detailing on the shoulders of his jacket suggests that he will fight on.

Ha!

The eppaulets, I’m not so sure about these. Fashion victim!

It’d be nice if we could see the pants, maybe.

Next you'll be critiquing his choice underwear
maybe he wears David Beckham underwear.
Drop 'em, Bert! We're getting bored.
Yes!

Do like Dekker :D

On second thought, we might not want the skinny climbers getting into this...

Could lead to Schleck sightings we’d all regret forever.

thankfully there are stricter

picture posting rules on the site these days

Finally!! The analysis we have all been waiting for.
Riis: as a team we still support Alberto, see no reason not to.

But Alberto and Riis have to sit down and talk about the future. If he wishes to continue with the team, he’ll be glad to continue with him. Doesn’t see any problem working with him again…wants to continue to work with him.

So is he suggesting current contract is over, and they have to negotiate a new one if Bert wants to stay/come back to Saxo?
I think os, yes.
would be my guess

thats what its code for

Oh noooo....! another endless story from here to Vuelta...!
"I like this Berto dude but I haz to figure out how to pay my way into the World Tour "
That's what I thought.

If Bert comes back it is:

1) At a reduced salary and,

2) Specified exactly what races he’s in so Riis can make promises to other riders that they won;t be Bert’s domestiques.

Key thing

They should have settled this issue before they got up on stage and had a joint presser. Ooops.

Bert looked noticeably not super happy during this bit.
Maybe

the answer is, the current contract ends with the TAS decision. But if Contador wants to come back with Saxo, then I would like that to happen.

Cross-posted...cool, I think we got the same idea.
Oh it's a microphone orgy
How long does a baby microphone take to gestate?
No idea but from taiwan to hear about 24 hours shipping.
I think they've multiplied just in the time we've been watching.
oh Phijl, late to the party again
But a brought a 6 pack of snark
Do we have to drink for media support, too?
do we need an excuse to drink?
Yes, especially for that.
Standing ovation chanting

finishes bottle – hic

Ole ole ole ole ole
Okay, now it's over.
They're singing for him!
Claques at pressers, it's the new thing
all the rage, i hear.
So...Riis may have some money to beef up the team after all.
I hear Pellizotti is available
don't mention the beef

I did it once but I think I got away with it

Sheesh. Didn't you read the report? Veal. 3.2 kg of veal solomillo from a calf weighing approximately 290 kg

although Contador’s experts estimated it had to have weighed closer to 350 kg.

to be fair

WADA medical guy was using bodybuilder forums to get dosages at one point

Well, those are the people who use it.
true that

but they are usually stacking it with something

Is it over? Reading your comments, I am pretty sure reporters don't know how to turn off cell phones,

Bert was wearing a white shirt, and SexyBack wants to resign him for a Vuelta championship. Am I right?

that should be "re-sign".
Also, Riis is still bald
Thud

I hit the floor.

Did … he …. smile ?

At one point he made some sort of semi-coordinated

lip-jaw motion that may have been a intended as a smile. I would have to watch a slo-mo replay to say for sure

rofl

I really think we need a replay on that, yeah.

Another Riis presser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTmoIsStEG8 (because every Riis presser reminds me of that clip)

Ahhh...

Gav, thanks so much for opening up a live thread for this. These little moments are always better when shared with PdC.

+1... Thanks Gav..!
no probs!

Fun times! :D

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