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Volta ao Algarve Stage 2 LIVE

Faro - Lagoa 187.5 km

After a rather unorganized sprint yesterday where Lotto once again came out on top with Gianni Meersman (how many hired him on their FSA DS teams after that?) today's stage offers a similar route. Quite hilly and challenging but with an easier final 40 kms. This may prove a challenge to keep together for a sprint

Podiumcafe likely suspect: Michael van Staeyen

Official site , Startlist , Stageinfo

Live video:16:30 CET (10:30 US EST, 02:30 AUS EDT)
Video: RTP 2 Portugal , steephill , cyclingfans , Procyclinglive , Sports Livez.

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Checks under elbow to see if anyone’s on his wheel

You clipped my back wheel with under 3km to go. Careless move.

I may not have won today because of you but I get the same time and still lead the overall.

Where do I have to deposit the money?
Now that's not cricket...
Why must you jinx Topsport like that Jens?

Leave Belgium alone!

I was surprised to see him do so well the other day.
Usually he’s only good in autumn

I like MvS, he's feisty

After his non selection for the U23 worlds two years ago, he sent the National coach a text message full of insults. In some ways he’s a bit like Cav.

8th is okay...

I think he will go better this year for the spring

8th, not that good then
3rd place
I have to go to work.... see you all in a few.... Is chilly outside

a few more weeks and spring is here….. Yack drizzle outside? Oh well where did I put the freaking rain coat…?

broerie UFO is ready for take off....

Oh I added another light to it…!!! Sweet I look like a Christmas tree on a bike…!

Projected finish time?
17:15
Honestly never thought about Portugal not being on CET

doh

Portuguese time or Belgie time?
Tell us, Broerie!
Leffe (CET) time

16:15 Alentejo time

Right. Obrigado.
Buncha lazy bums!

If you’d click the links Jens posted, you’d know.
Kids these days….

I'm deep in the middle of a complicated search about deworming programmes in Africa.

Multitasking, so strenuous.

Can't they send in requests for info on stuff like deworming *after* lunch?
Apparently not.

I was going to go and get a chocolate from the box next door but then I started reading abstracts. I thought better of it.

I have to correct 4 more pages and then I’ll have boulettes Liégoises! Yummie

Oh my, that looks divine.

Which beer will you pick as an accompaniment?

none unfortunately

water :(

Having to work after lunch can be such a downer
Burn the heretic!
Be careful, never talk of “boulettes liégeoises”, a heresy, but rather of “boulets liégeois”.
He made up his own version. Missing out the e after the g has saved his soul.
my very own special recipe
Yesterday my reading topic was fecal-oral E. coli transmission among giraffes.

Today it’s matricide among yellowjacket wasps.
At least there’s lots of variety!

Variety is the spice of life!

This afternoon I will be looking at the mental health of political/military/religious leaders and the police after major disasters.

fecal-oral E. coli transmission among giraffes

Giraffes nowadays…

Animals or People on the deworming thing?
Preferably people, but I looked at animal papers too
Wanted the last bit only, but wth here we go. Last few kms seems interesting.

Hermans or GVA
Ciolek, für mich
für Milch?

that was 4 years ago

Guy in bikeshop tried to hype the Focus bikes he was selling

by telling me they were currently used by pro teams Kabousha and Team Milram.

Breschel will get close again.
And I made it... anything happened yet?

at work making coffee now… yummmmm

Coffee is ready..! time to wake up people..!
About to get my first cup, if I can decide what I want.
at work we don't have that problem..

What was on special offer last weekend?

I used to hammer down French Roast from Keurig in the morning.

Not the best taste, but worked very well.

We have several of their extra bold coffees on hand...Black Tiger, Jet Fuel, Parisian Nights, Dark Magic, Revv (even more caffeine), and something else with dark or black in the title.

And those are just the extra bolds… I go stare at the choices and feel sort of like this. Coffee…coffee…coffee!

Nice.

Don’t think the system was that developed when we had it in the office, perhaps 10-12 years ago. Max 8-10 diff types I think.

I saw that link and was thinking it would be Brendon Frazier in George of the Jungle

Java, Java, Java, Java, Java, Java, Java!!!!!!!

I had breakfast at home...

Cheese sandwich with coffee and creamer…. now is just a boost.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Watch out, Holmovka's coming!
No he's not...Cav just lost to Kittel in Oman. He's huddled in the corner with a handkerchief, poor man.
Oh really?? Nice!
Wow, you're cruel.
Watching twitter, something must have gone wrong for Cav right at the death.
Good morning!

I heard Cav gave some present to Kittel in Oman! Good man!

What, for being a Brit who doesn't care for Cav?

Don’t worry, I’ll send Holmovka a Leffe.

Make that a vodka to be safe.
No, for saying Nice! to poor Holmovka huddled in the corner.
Yes, I realised that just after. Was too bound up in Cav not winning ;)

I’m not really mean, honest!

Good to hear. Most pelota-loving, 'cross-racing, classical music-singing vicar's daughters are quite nice.

I was concerned you might be the exception.

I'm glad there was no mention of carrots ;)
And you've met how many?
I can barely count that high, at least until my second cup of coffee.

But at a guess, I’d hazard…one.

It’s ok! Cav will grow on you, give him few more years.
Believe me I've been trying to like him ever since he turned pro and it's not going to happen!
Cause you not really a Brit, you are Belgian!
I like Cav, and I'm quite belgian too
Didn't you just go ice-skating?

Seems awful dutch to me

I'm not proud of it

:(

You have a choice, to like him or not.

But for English people ( and all my office workers! ) this is mandatory!

Greipel for the win...!!!
You know, my worry with Cav is that he's so very bright that he'll become bored.
i think he's too passionate about racing to become bored

Never have been a fan, but after reading his book, it’s clear that he loves to ride his bike. I don’t see him long in the sport though. Don’t think he could handle taking the McEwen route of slowing riding into the sunset, ending a career taking a few wins here and there and helping bring up a new class of sprinters. Once Cav stops being dominant, I see him getting out of the game.

You could well be right. I agree he's passionate and I'm a fan because of that, but I'm curious about

what his future may hold.

Run to the liquer store and buy a couple of bottles of Vodka.
Great minds :)

приветственные восклицания

Please don't tell me that that says, 'and fools never differ'.
It says 'Cheers'
Hehe! Bravo! Broerie
I'm off to buy lunch. It's a baguette day!
So how much does Kittel cost?
He's a bargain

It’s his doctor who’s expensive
Live thread

We're almost 3h away from this being anywhere near live

so what the heck.

(the Kittel thing seems so weak even I have my doubts and I judge everyone from day one, ask anyone)

I know, I even agree with you

But everytime he beats Cav, I’ll bring it up again.

Guilty 'til proven innocent?

Nah, it’s just that I prefer the explosive pocket sprinter types (Cav, Guardini, McEwen, Bouhanni….)

I'll sharpen my pitchfork
It's always sharp.
All the stabbing make it blunt from time to time
I'll send you a whetstone. A blunted weapon hurts more.
Cancel the whetstone
So Greipel was second. The German Olympic RR team are looking fairly ominous I'd say.
Bouhanni 3rd and Cav 8th. Renshaw and Cav might regret their breakup...
Nice ride from Bouhanni
Very. He's been looking quite good.
today's ticker. best to open in chrome for easy translation options

stage 2 ticker

Has Klodi won yet?
Bouhanni 3rd in Oman
Cav 8th
Perfect! Cav finally heard my prayers to take it easy!
I'd love to see him winning MSR in the rainbow stripes
Great! I’ll drink Albertina’s vodka for that!
As long as you don't touch my Belgian beer supply it's all good
If cav wins, you also need to send holmy the fainting couch.
I'll post him my inflatable one
Don't be stingy...did we bequeath it to you?
Isn’t it one of the principals on which our Café was build?

" Every members right is to have the fainting couch in time of needs"

I will review the situation closer to the time.

It all depends on what the Euskies are up to.

three escapees lead by 3.15 after 10km

Niels Wytinck (An Post Sean Kelly Team)
Raul Alarcón (Efapel-Glassdrive)
Tomás Swift-Metcalfe (Carmim-Prio-Tavira)

1st intermediate sprint:
Km 9,3: Meta volante em Estói:
1.º Raul Alarcón (Efapel-Glassdrive)
2.º Niels Wytinck (An Post Sean Kelly Team)
3. .º Tomás Swift-Metcalfe (Carmim-Prio-Tavira)

2nd intermediate sprint:
km 27,8: Meta volante em Loulé:
1.º Raul Alarcón (Efapel-Glassdrive)
2.º Niels Wytinck (An Post Sean Kelly Team)
3. .º Tomás Swift-Metcalfe (Carmim-Prio-Tavira)

Who are these people?
just adding them to my team
I wondered about the á in Tomás

http://www.veloveritas.co.uk/2012/01/05/tomas-swift-metcalfe-interview/ Portoguese-Irish-English

Interesting--thanks.
hehe, definitely no VDS material
Very interesting, but he has the wrong nickname.

Apparently it’s “Tarzan”, but the photos make it clear it should be “Tintin”. The resemblance is amazing.

after 28km, gap is 5.40
OT: Mars candy co. is going to resize all their products so that they don't sell anything over 250 calories.

Betting they don’t resize their prices to match…

have they factored in the deep frying? (I'm still trying to work out how that's possible.)
Freeze them, dip them in batter, and fry 'em up.
It still boggles my mind...
I'm such a hypocrite...second race in a live-ish thread. Greipel back in leader's jersey.

1st place KITTEL Marcel (PRO)
2nd place GREIPEL André (LTB)
3rd place BOUHANNI Nacer (FDJ)
4th place FARRAR Tyler (GRM)
5th place SAGAN Peter (LIQ)

Sagan is showing Green Jersey possibilities imo.

Hanging in there with the best sprinters, but can take more difficult wins. Could be an interesting battle.

Sagan in a green jersey

that would be odd

proper green

not sissy green.

You call Liqui green - sissy green?

Picture Szmud’s armada! Still think it is sissy green?

Szmud is colour blind.
morning rush at work is almost over...

what is going on here?

tranquilo
Post prandial snooze mode
que?
After lunch sleepiness
aahhhh... new word for me...!
coffee time? a snack for me... fueling up for later...
I'm hydrating (ie drinking lots of water),

I’ve got 1 hour to ride the rollers this evening, but I have no idea what I’m going to do.
I did a hard1h (FTP) training yesterday, maybe some intervals tonight and an easy ride tomorrow.
Anyone got tips for intervals?

=Something not too hard, since it's still early in the year

so far I’ve done longer intervals (5-8 minutes) but I need some variation.

nvm, if it stays dry I might do a 20 minute test outside
don't do'em

that’s all I got

I rode on the turbo with the Garmin for the first time last night

Makes things far more fun, though I’m sure the novelty will wear off pretty soon…

I find it helps to make time go by faster

you simply have more stuff to focus on (cadence, Hr,…)

I don't yet possess a heart rate monitor. That might be the next investment.
30 dollars or so in amazon.com
Kids! Now days! Heart monitor! Garmin!

I rode to school, every day, 10 km in heavy snow uphill, both ways! Barefoot! :)

You need more Rapha gear then
Uphill both ways? Amazing.
You got it! hehe!
He was loucky!

We used to dream of riding in the snow

Kicksled is the solution to everything

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kicksled

Standing barefoot on one must be a bitch though
On the rims! No pneumatic tires for the hardmen!!!
where is muk?

he is the rollers geek…. or Jim from strava.

Australians aren't allowed to be geeks. It's in the constitution.
oh i think today is when he commutes to work...
"Extensive" intervals

meaning more work than rest. For example, 2x (5x 2’ work, 1’ rest), 8’ rest. Level “FTP+” but not full-on max. Goed voor tempohardheid.

If I'm motivated/rested enough next week, I'll give these a try

But I’m going to try a 20 minute test tonight. It will be the first one this year and it will be interesting to see where I’m at.

What does that involve?
Strategically posted neighbor’s dogs!
It's a powerd based test to measure your functional treshold power (FTP)

It’s a good way to track your progression during the season (if you have a powermeter).

Ah ok, so that's what FTP stands for :)

I don’t have a powermeter either!

If weather holds this way till 3pm i will repeat sundays ride...

it was nice. and want to beat a time in a segment. or try

Get that KOM, pablo!
riding the UFO today n o way I can get it..!
and it has the CX tires now...! forget about it..!
Right, but a good recon is important if you want to attack the KOM in the future.
I will get it... In the spring
km90, 3.15. lotto drives the peloton. 37.2km/hr avg for the first two hours.
Trying seriously to muster up a damn to give about this race

Maybe viddy will help

Oldest nephew is here

I now know everything about dinosaurs. And ninjas. Dinosaur-ninjas – or if it was ninja-dinosaurs – are particular dangerous.

what you just said remind me of my son cartoons
anyone is awake here?
coffee break for me...
Live video!! Live video!!

Of some dude walking back and forth at the finish…

He looks lonely
this means?

break away won?

Dunnu

but it reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode where that guy is the last human on Earth.

I can't believe I'm missing all this!
Oh Look!

He has someone to talk to now. Wonder what they are saying?

so what are we doing after this is done?
Watching bike racing is awesome.
Bloody hell. RTP is geoblocked for me today
same here... sucks..!
th official site works for me here in NC

but it is still just like a Twilight Zone episode. Maybe you should move to the states?

ditto. and via witopia all i get is a spinning wheel
and the womens tennis could kill off the Eurosport stream.
It's over already?
no. there's still about an hour and a half to go.
But no viddy?

I opened up one of the streams, and it’s tennis?!?

eurosport has tennis coverage. the portuguese channel is not cooperating today.
That's Eurosport I assume? Their schedules can be eccentric. Cycling will probably come when the tennis ends.
ES not scheduled until 16:45 (in 4 mins) anyway

RTP was the one starting 16:30

eurosport only had the last 30 mins or so yesterday
The tennis match is only in the second set

It doesn’t seem like they’re just going to cut away from it, so where is working viddy?

rtp2
That means nothing to me

Got a link?

Oh I see it below

Thanks

km130, the peloton behind the lone breakaway of swift-metcalfe by 3 mins
Hi, folks. Can someone here in the US please post a direct link to the RTP feed?
You mean the one that's been geoblocked?
Oh, is it? Sorry, I just got here............
no it's not. they just didn't release the broadcast until now. they don't stream everything live.

http://www.rtp.pt/play/?tv=2

The one listed above works for me, in Massachusetts.

Helicopter shots of a peloton of gorgeous roads in forested hills, plus beautiful beaches, two guys speaking Portuguese.

and RTP2 is live. no georestriction
I can't get in .
Nor me.
My Spanish gives me enough Portuguese to tell me that this video is not available
Try this

http://sports-livez.com/channel/ch-9.php

That one works!
i have a big fat ad right across the screen that won't go away.
sometimes you have to click on the X to close it. tho usually it goes away after a time.
I did that frequently, then noticed red writing above that allowed me to close it.
Oh that thing

Yeah, sort of annoying, but you can make it go away easy enough

I just have the hahasport thing
Works for me! Thank you, and thank you to ALL of you for your help!
And moral support :)
okay then. stream going. machine capturing the video. anyone else for spicy chicken vegetable soup?

http://www.sportlemon.tv/v-2/16/74/v-367510.html

This works for me.

Thanks--that one is clearer than the first one I tried.
Ugh, Portuguese

If I really concentrate, I can probably follow this commentary

But I don’t feel like concentrating :p

http://www.rtp.pt/multimediahtml/emissaotv/rtp2

Thank you!

Now I can see more than some bored dude walking back and forth!

Latern Rouge!

man…. it’d help if I could type AND not be last…

still our multinational in the lead?
By about 10 seconds, looks like
So sprinty sprint finale?
more an uphill drag
Not much of a percentage

Normal sprint I think

ES Live
Awesome

The Portuguese commentary was pissing me off. I was understanding just enough of it to be piqued without understanding all of it.

Did you know that Channel 10 is in English?
i'll stick with rpt. i might not be able to understand the language, but i don't have to put up with commercials either.
I didn't realise there were any...
Maybe it's different for you

But the ES stream is much higher video quality for me. I can actually read the names on the onscreen graphics.

So here is a question:

Can we as a community influence the amount of races that are broadcast free on the web?

I love that more and more races are broadcast free and legally.

How does that gain momentum?

Not sure but in the past, posting links was a good way for them to get pulled
Right

so that’s the opposite.

I just wonder if watching RTP2 gives them higher viewership. Higher viewership means better web ratings? (Although there seems to be no advertising) Better web ratings means that we’ll see it expand next year?

RTP, which I think is partly a public broadcaster could be interested in

showing Algarve as a tourist destination. Free stream could be used for that.

It's true. Good Point.

I’ve toured the Algarve and it’s beautiful.

And watching this stream yesterday was making me think about that. So it does, likely, have a positive effect on that.

One of the best holidays I had as a kid

was in Praiha da Rocha which is almost on the route today

Though it's possible that

Eurosport has bought the broadcast rights for the European countries, except for Portugal, and can claim it’s exclusive rights.

true, but I do think Eurosport gets it for free or almost free.
I love that more and more races are broadcast free and legally.

Is this, strictly speaking, legal?

How do you mean?

If we watch RTP2 and it’s not geo-restricted, it is fine.

The others…..

but that’s what I’m curious about today.

If RTP leave their stream open then why not?

Via Sportzlives etc, not so much.

RCS are putting many of their races free on GazzettaTV, seems a deliberate move on their part.

Gotcha

I was thinking about the ES stream when I made my previous post.

Those Gazzetta feeds are usually incredibly clear, too. Love them.
Then I look forward to them :)

How much of Milan – San Remo can I expect to look forward to? Watching it on Universal Sports the last couple years…they only showed the last hour! The last hour of a near eight hour race! Total WTF. I’d love to see three, even four hours of that race.

about 2-2.5 hours. and universal sports stream showed the same amount.
Better, then

Their TV only showed the last hour. It’s only been since I’ve known you fine folks that I even knew cycling livestreams were a thing that exists.

i pretty much avoid universal sports on the tv. and i only use the streams for milano-sanremo and tirreno-adriatico. since those use some brits for commentary.

i can’t abide the american commentators.

Do you know off the top of your head what day MSR is this year?

I might have a race that morning.

St Patrick's day...March 17th.
Bah, I have a concert that day!
Bah, I have my son's state championship quiz bowl meet that day.

It was also on MSR day last year, but I got out of it because it was on the same day as my favorite trail race. But no way I get a pass just to watch MSR.

Last year I missed it cos I got two punctures and only had one tube.

Nothing like being stuck out in the country and having to walk to a tin pot little railway station to wait aaaages for a train to the nearest bike shop!

I remember that!
I'm missing Flanders this year, which is really unfortunate

but I’ll be touring in Cuba, so that will be a fine tonic for the sorrow.

Last year they had most of the action

They were live before the Manie certainly where the action was

and last year tdp put up their vuelta coverage video-on-demand without restrictions. learning from rcs it seems.

(don’t hold your breath for aso tho)

depends which you're watching. rtp2 is because it's the direct feed from the country broadcaster. eurosport via other than the eurosport player, not so much.
Mhm

I get the point now.

So is it in our interest, as a non-domestic audience to watch the country feed?

and could that create a reinforcing loop?

Other races that are similar are (have been)

Vuelta Pais Vasco
Vuelta a Burgos
Gazzetta TV (Milan San Remo, Il Lombardia, Giro)

etc. etc.

i almost always watch the host country feed

well, unless sporza has it.

rai is nongeorestricted during the giro.

Yeah, me too.

If the host country feed is there, I choose it.

It there is no feed at all, I find one.

It’d be great if we could somehow leverage our PC viewership volume into more legal and free feeds.

It seems to be a rapidly growing phenomenon, and I hope it continues across the sport. (as well as other sports/events/programs)

Must be better than watching via pirates

Or, for those of us that have ES, good to boost those numbers too.

I have ES Player but my office computer can't deal with it! So annoying.
ES player sucks

I have it but the pirate streams work better

It's smooth as silk at home
How far to go?
not sure

but the break has 1:40

Nutty, they keep showing the gap but not the distance to go
I see that. Odd.
I just tweeted Carlton Kirby asking them to give us the KM togo.
They just said 35km
I missed it! was too busy tweeting. lol.
Ohhh

Some guys went on the wrong side coming out of the roundabout and rode toward oncoming traffic!

saw that

a little late cx action to get back on course!

35 k to go gap at 1:40ish
That's Dan Lloyd commentating? Nice voice.
Is he riding anywhere this year?
British team

Can’t remember the name. Rapha Condor perhaps?

Team IG - Sigma Sport
Yoah. And not being paid for it.
It's like he's a woman or something
Hmm. Not much of a gig, anyway.

Hopefully it gets him a real ride next season, if not sooner.

I thought that local team on the front was Garmin-Barracuda
Nahh

Garmin’s jerseys this year are predominantly white

Same...but something wasn't right...the green bikes perhaps?
The Garmen also have solid blue helmets. Saxo have two stripes on their blue helmets.
Sky was somewhere in my thinking because they had the green during the TdF last year.
I wasn't really paying attention. it was the green bartape that shook me from my apathy.
I thought it was Sky
That was the team that came to mind for me

But only “looks like Sky,” not “isn’t that Sky” :p

Gap down to 1:31 30ish k to go
who are faves to win today?
Slight uphill sprint

They said EBH is unwell. Who else do we have?

How could you forget Kloden? Actually, it's within Machado's capabilities.
I didn't "forget" anybody

I only just now looked at the start list. “Who else do we have?” was a legitimate question. Two possibilities jumped out at me:

77 VAN AVERMAET Greg
84 HAUSSLER Heinrich

But, what do I know? :p

When sprinting and Kloden are in the same sentence, you need to understand that it's a joke.
Where were they in the same sentence, before this post to which I am directly replying? ;\
You said sprint, I replied Kloden...your pedantry is ingenuous.
But you're right, that's a joke that flies way over my head

No bigger buzzkill than explaining a joke, so I won’t ask you to, but suffice it to say I don’t get it.

Kloden beat SamSan in a sprint last year. Caused great hilarity, even from fans like me.
Kloden is famous for a sprint much like a clay pot.

Thus the irony:-)

and beat Sanchez once last year.
Yeah I get *that*

But jokes are funny, right? So…I don’t really see why it’s funny. Is it funny to pick Cavendish to win on Alpe d’Huez? It’s absurd, but…funny?

If Cav won on the Alpe, that would indeed be funny!
Fainting couches would be in huge demand...and blood tests.
Not all jokes are funny.
Klöden is a perfect example
Fortunately, we don't all have the same sense of humour.
I bet you, Klody will laugh himself if you call him a sprinter.
So I'm the oddball?

That…works for me :)

Kloden isn't going to win a sprint but he is Seahorse's favorite so she mentions him on occasion
LOL
Hincapie might win the sprint

Wait, is he even at the race?

i doubt it, but I'm behind him all the way...unless Kloden is head to head.
LOL
The grey jersey deserves respect!
BMC at Algarve: No Hinc

71 BOOKWALTER Brent United States
72 BURGHARDT Marcus Germany
73 CUMMINGS Steven United Kingdom
74 MOINARD Amaël France
75 MORABITO Steve Switzerland
76 TSCHOPP Johann Switzerland
77 VAN AVERMAET Greg Belgium
78 VAN GARDEREN Tejay United States

Burghardt is a dish :)
Oh my yes
(Also Kloden's training buddy in Switzerland)
GVA
GHH or Koldo F. for Garmin, Ciolek for OPQS, Bakelandts for RST...

Bol for Rabo.

Jetse!
I think Nancy may cause Twitter to explode if he wins
Yey!!
he's on my team. Best name in the peloton.
Better than Tosh Van der Sande?
Tosh works better for me.
Tosh is good but for me Jetse wins.
Stop the objectification of men!
And Kitten Juggling!
how did I do that twice?
It's happening a lot. You can see two, but we can't.
wierd. It's actually hilighted like it came from someone other than me
I know. it's been happening to me a lot.
and it keeps coming back as unmarked. Hmmmmm
Names not bodies here...this is very PC :)
And on my team also!
Actually, it was something you wrote that made me pick him.
I did? Hmm...
About him being a member of PdC and we should support him. Makes sense to me.
Erm...

will they put up his real salary next year if he’s picked for 500 FDS teams?

Well I hope so.
Mine as well...

great! I’m going to have all the same riders as everyone else….again!

Jetse Bol – 1 point, 500 selections

He's a Pdc member. If we can't support him, who can we support ? :)
Right! And he is such a good guy, also!
That's true....

but we also want to win! (Yeah right…. I’d like to just finish in the top 500)…

maybe I should stop picking Freire and Boonen every… single…. year…

Winning would be nice, but my only aspiration is not to be in the bottom 100.
Sky looks awful interested--who do they have for sprints?
EBH
Sick
I see.

Perhaps he can only make the podium then.

Yeah, remembered that as soon as I posted.....
Sky don't wish to discuss sprints today.
Except for the part where they were doing Lotto's work for 20 k :-)
Having a little whinge are they?
I think they realized they were closing too fast

Down to 1 min now

Required - black and yellow and white kit for the break today.
One is more flouro (more awful), than the other.
European record for street signs in that roundabout
suggestions....
And

there are lots of roundabouts, aren’t there?

WTF!

What was that truck doing on teh course?

driving

Open road. Took the chance.

Did they really never find/punish the driver who clipped Flecha and Hoogerland?

That’s messed up.

Pretty countryside.
Sorry Mr. commentator

But Rui Costa =/= JJ Rojas

Gruppo compatto
Catchy catcherton
Counter-move from Thomas De Gendt
Joined by Christophe Riblon
kept on a short leash
Yep. They're not going too far
De Ghent immediatly attacks!
I thought that was Hoogerlands job?
"Mind if I butt in?"
EBH is sick,

sick of not winning!

I keep telling him, "Hold it for the FSA DS season."
you pick him?
Always.
you like to gamble...!
how could she, he costs a gazillion fantasy points.
He IS the White Unicorn.

That is all.

he will take lots of

wind infront of Cav as the Missile goes for the line on his own.

Wigans sighting

(since we’re doing Kloden sprints, thought we should get all the unfunny jokes out of the way)

All Klöden jokes are funny.

(Disclaimer: statement of personal opinon.)

Wiggins looks very smart in his NatChamp jersey
Bakelants with a mechanical
or Bacalhau

as they call him in Portugal

(That's it, I'm not going to waste my brilliant Portuguese food jokes on you lot again)
just couldn't connect the dots.
There is in every madman a misunderstood genius
heh

I thought that was funny

Bakelandts mechanical
I have a meeting in 4 min. Tell them not to finish w/o me!
Surely they'll wait?
They should do TV timeouts like in US sports

All just stop at the side of the road for a few minutes while the ads run, then get going again.

BMC massing on the front

Setting up for Van Avermaet, surely

Neat-looking bridge
Nice camera shot through the bridge....
That's an elegant piece of engineering.
De Gendt & Riblon caught
Good, now forget them.

These are <<>> the riders you are looking for.

Hello!

I made it! and I have a live feed!Life is GOOD!

Scary road furniture
Minor miracle that no one crashed there
NOW it's gettin' strung out
Layopard on the front
I think Quickstep
Sick.
extra afterburner?
He started his sprint quite early.

Nice “sustained” effort. Just up his alley, the long sprint is.

That wasn't a flatulence joke, was it?
farting is not funny.

Unless it me doing it right in my dogs face

I would never
that little bastard clears rooms like you read about. He deserves it.
The Sky stripe is fatter this year.
You're right, good eye.
That was fun kids.

Many more to come!

Now I have to go to the dentist:-(

tomorrow for me... last time for a while i hope..!

I am done at work… I am going home yacky weather in NJ….

Highlight of last year

Tour was the vid of those announcers celebrating his victory! Never forget it!

For goodness sake, I got stuck on the phone for ever and ever with someone who kept repeating himself and didn't make any sense

and totally missed the finish!

Vacansoleil 2nd

Breschel 3rd i think
Ciolek 4th?

Ciolek 3rd!

He’s going to earn me so many 3rd-5th place points this year it won’t be funny.

Boeckmans 2nd

Breschel 4th

…good thing I ifred both those losers off my team the day before submitting

Help!

Not sure what happened there.My post was there then half gone!

There are gremlins around today.
Only nine riders tied on the same time at the front of the race

Edvald Boasson Hagen
Kris Boeckmans
Gerald Ciolek
Matti Breschel
Francesco Lasca
Koldo Fernandez
Nikolas Maes
Pieter Vanspeybrouck
Andre Cardoso

Next rider +1" Some splits toward the end

Nice to see Koldo is back! And Ciolek sprinted for 4 place instead of his usual 6 or 7!

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