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Strategy Check: Cobbling Together Victory?

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[All this week we will be featuring different angles on playing our year-long fantasy game, the FSA Directeur Sportif. Remember, deadlines for submitting your teams are Feb 22 for the women and Feb 24 for the men. Don't miss out! Let's start with -- what else? -- the cobbled classics.]

Fsa-ds_mediumOne rite of winter in my family is when my brother starts emailing me with his team and asking me if I think it's Belgian enough. Mr Van P knows the various strategy choices and has tried a few over the years. But like the moth to the flame, he can't not stack his team with Belgians. Cobbles addicts are like that. Trust me, I know.

I don't usually engage too much in these dialogs. Maybe I'm a lousy brother, but I have trouble settling on my own strategy, and something inside me tells me not to look at Pete's team. Sure, I'd love to follow my heart and go all-in on the classics, but stacking a squad full of Belgies -- what happens to them after Brabantse Pijl? Last year he went completely off the rails and built a team of 25 Belgians. Hell, it was almost entirely Flemish, except for Gilbert, Monfort, Amorison and Baugnies. It's like setting an April 12 expiration date on your team's season. Meanwhile, I quietly built a nicely rounded team stacked to compete through October. Needless to say, in our field of nearly 700 teams last year he finished... 148th. Exactly 210 spots higher than me.

Star-divide

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Should you be like Pete and build a Cobbles Team for your FSA DS entry? First, let's define what the Cobbles Strategy looks like. "Classics" can be defined various ways -- if you include the hilly classics, the fall classics, etc., but for me it centers around the fourteen events that define the Cobbled Classics:

  • The Omloop and Kuurne-Brussels-Kuurne
  • Monte Paschi Eroica
  • Paris-Nice and Tirreno-Adriatico (every classics hopeful picks one or the other)
  • Milano-Sanremo
  • Vlaamse Wielerweek: Dwars door Vlaanderen, E3 Prijs Harelbeke, Gent-Wevelgem, Driedaagse de Panne
  • The Monuments: Ronde van Vlaanderen and Paris-Roubaix
  • Scheldeprijs and Brabantse Pijl

Yes, I know, Milano-Sanremo and the Strade Bianche are not cobbled classics. Paris-Nice and Tirreno-Adriatico are not classics at all. But I bunch these events together because the guys who want to win in Flanders are doing these earlier events, because they are hard, their place on the calendar make them ideal for polishing one's classics form, and MSR is a destination race in its own right. So you get a lot of the same top guys competing for points in this grouping.

Fourteen events on a calendar of some 200 days of racing is nothing much. You could ignore them at little peril, maybe picking up some surprise points en route to your grand tour strategy or whatever you've got cooking. But they are fun, and the three monuments are big point pickup opportunities, so they are probably worth getting involved in. Among last year's top 30 riders, there were ten guys who made or should make an impact at the races I just listed. But pick any one of them and you'll see that a "cobbles strategy" is only half true. Fabian Cancellara was wildly successful in his spring campaign, and scored 1300 of his 2091 points in the classics calendar. Greg Van Avermaet scored 260 of his 1200 points in spring. Bjorn Leukemans was even better, but his 485 was still barely a third of his season's points. The second-best cobbles rider in the world right now, Tom Boonen, scored all of his 580 points on the cobbles, and was one of the worst bargains in the game.

The point is simple: finding guys who win in spring is fine as long as they don't pack it in as soon as the daffodils start to bloom. To win on the infernal stones AND win for you, a rider has to be a bit more evergreen than, oh, Peter Van Petegem. The other part is, he has to be reliable in Flanders. Winning the classics is one of the sport's great crapshoots, but secondary finishes in a monument can add up quickly, so if there's anything resembling consistency to a rider's spring game, that's worth knowing.

Let's quickly run through the top 15 classics guys from 2011, in no particular order...

1. Fabian Cancellara

Reliable? Like a Swiss watch. His triple win in 2010 would be a record for cobbles points if we tracked such things.

Got any other tricks? He's always good for a few results, especially in time trials and double-especially at the Tour de France time trials. But the world championships are his best point haul post-spring.

2. Philippe Gilbert

Reliable? At this point he's had a couple strong runs at Flanders, but he never does Paris-Roubaix. I suspect he will try for Gent-Wevelgem again. And at Brabantse Pijl he's essentially unstoppable.

Got any other tricks? Um, you do follow cycling, don't you?

3. Tom Boonen

Reliable? Absolutely. See Ursula's article.

Got any other tricks? Hm... see Ursula's article. He used to own the sprint world, and scored massive points in 2005-06, but at this point he isn't interested. Now? He still picks low-hanging fruit in his back yard.

4. Bjorn Leukemans

Reliable? Like a Belgian watch. Following an interruption in his career in 2009, he's been a stalwart in Flanders and Roubaix. Bound to score a big win one of these days. He's also a good illustration of Brabantse Pijl's importance: a lot of guys have cashed in their chips after Paris-Roubaix, but the climber types can score some nice points in this last classic.

Got any other tricks? He keeps going into the Ardennes, finishing 7th at Amstel and 9th at Liege. And he's likely to grab some small-race points in Belgium later on (Ronde van Belgie or what have you).

5. Greg Van Avermaet

Reliable? Hm, tough call. Van Avermaet has looked fantastic two years running, but he hasn't scored big in the two monuments. No idea why, as he keeps getting better. He's a wild card, especially with Gilbert joining BMC. But in 2011, he paid big dividends to teams like my brother's.

Got any other tricks? Summer classics, smaller Belgian stuff. He's likely to enter the World Championships as a dark horse. More uncertainty there too though, since he'll still be on Gilbert's team, but that could simply mean he'll unleash his awesomeness a month later in the season. Either way, points are points.

6. Nick Nuyens

Reliable? Er, maybe at this point, yes. He had some off-years along the way but most of the time he can be counted on for a high finish at de Ronde and some other nice results.

Got any other tricks? I wouldn't count on much. Amstel Gold is a target, and he's done well there at times. Elsewhere, he falls into handfuls of point but that's it.

7. Juan Antonio Flecha

Reliable? Yes -- his CQ points have been between 419 and 641 for ten years, except for one bonanza run in '04. But he hits 35 this year and was nothing special last spring after losing a heartbreaking Omloop finale. That sell-by date may be approaching.

Got any other tricks? Funny, he usually shows up for at least one stage race a year, somewhere up north. Last year it was the Tour de Luxembourg, the year before the ENECO Tour, he won the Circuit Franco Belge in 2008. If his owners are lucky, this year's splurge won't be confined to the Tour of Qatar.

8. Edvald Boasson Hagen

Reliable? He's limped through two consecutive spring campaigns now, but before that he won Gent-Wevelgem, and before that... he was a teenager. So who knows? Also, his classics ceiling is hard to predict. Can he win the Tour of Flanders? In its new incarnation, he seems like an ideal candidate, but I've been worked up about budding superstars before.

Got any other tricks? Trying to control myself here... he's technically not great at everything just yet. But his repertoire keeps getting longer and longer, with Tour de France stages and the ENECO Tour added last year.

9. Thor Hushovd

Reliable? I suppose so. He fared poorly with the rainbow bull's eye on his back last year, but part of that was his crash in MSR, which deprived him of one of his two regular almost-Monument-winning points -- a pretty good haul most years.

Got any other tricks? Defo. Tour de France stages have become a mortal lock. The Norwegian nats, a sprint win here and there. He's money, probably for another season or three.

10. Sylvain Chavanel

Reliable? I'll say yes. He didn't show in the classics before joining Quick Step four years ago, but in three years since he's been outstanding on the cobbles. If Boonen weren't Flemish or Chava were, they'd be co-leaders by now. Changes to de Ronde should keep him very relevant, and if he were to make the finale of Paris-Roubaix, well, that would be so freaking cool.

Got any other tricks? The only truly predictable one would be the French nats, road race or time trial. After that, he always bags something, with a Tour stage being the most dramatic and the ENECO Tour the pointy-est.

11. Alessandro Ballan

Reliable? Only unless you think the Mantova investigation is going to rear up again. Or cytomegalovirus. Last year was the first time in three years that he looked fantastic on the cobbles, but even if the landscape has changed, it's still encouraging that he rode like the guy who was glued to Boonen and Cancellara in the 2008 Hell of the North. They were the Three Kings of the Cobbles back then, with Ballan just the slowest sprinter. I loved his fourth in MSR last spring; if that's part of his repertoire now, his value goes up.

Got any other tricks? Hard to predict, like a lot of the guys on this list. But his signature wins, the '07 Ronde and '08 Worlds, were presaged by victories just prior. He gets hot, he's gonna win a race or two.

12. Sebastian Langeveld

Reliable? Eeehh, no. I mean, everyone on this list is going to show up somewhere in spring, but compared to the top guys Langeveld spends too many classics anonymously. When he's good, he's quite good. But the transition to GreenEdge is another wildcard.

Got any other tricks? Nope. Less so than anyone here. It's all or nothing in the classics for Seb.

13. Geraint Thomas

Reliable? Well, last year was his breakout season in the classics, with a dashing performance in de Ronde coming on the heels of a near-miss in Dwars door Vlaanderen. He has the pedigree, so he should be considered reliable in a few years' time... BUT! For 2012 he's pledged his season to Olympic track events and is skipping the classics this year. I knew the British obsession with track was ugly, but I didn't know it was this bad. Unless Thomas is pulling the ultimate sandbag here, it's a shame.

Got any other tricks? Yeah, track. Seriously, what is wrong with you people?

14. Johan Van Summeren

Reliable? As far as his teammates are concerned, absolutely. Summie is one of the great teammates you could have: big motor, blocks a ton of wind. But Paris-Roubaix is his only real specialty, and nobody, not even the reigning champion, is assured of a good day on that (ahem) road.

Got any other tricks? Nope. Well, if Garmin win a TTT someplace (maybe even the worlds) then that's something. Otherwise, forget it.

15. George Hincapie

Reliable? At long last, no. His last top ten in Paris-Roubaix, his most beloved race, was in 2008. Flanders he's hung in with the leaders, looking threatening right to the end last year, but the guy is 38.

Got any other tricks? Finishing the Tour, where he will set the all-time record this summer, if things go well. Also, the plethora of American stage races is a boon for his owners. However much we love those events here, they aren't contested at the same level as their more established Euro cousins, which means winnable stages for home-nation all-rounders like Big George. Not many points in that cache, however.

This list omits all the sprinter types -- Cav, Greipel, Freire, Farrar, etc. They obviously win all year round, and their reliable classics hopes are limited mostly to MSR, Gent-Wevelgem and the Scheldeprijs. Nothing to sneeze at. But for the sake of brevity, well, you know who they are. It also omits a lot of lesser-heralded riders like Jurgen Roelands (another one of Pete's big scores last year), Lars Boom, Bernie Eisel, and on and on. The classics are stacked with talent these days, which makes them even tougher to predict. A lot of Classics guys are priced very low or very high, depending on whether last year's Classics Crapshoot worked out well for them. Your job is to figure out which is which. Good luck!

Photos by Chris Fontecchio for the Podium Cafe

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Going for the all Belgian team

makes the picking easy too. Couldn’t go 100% without being a number of points short. Some nice late season results included GVA (Paris Tours) and Jurgen Roelandts (Worlds). Oddly though I didn’t take Van Summeran and P-R was maybe my worst race of the year.

I mean to say couldn't go 100% Flemish..
I almost love the

FSA (V)DS pre-season more than the actual racing season. All these great posts about strategies and ideas and ways to approach building a team.

With every one that I read I know with just that little more certainty, that I am going to absolutely fucking suck again this year.

It’s so awesome.

How much more certain

than “dead certain” can you be?

It's all about the track record

I did well last year to crack the top 600; the year before that I was 400-and-somethingth out of 400-and-not-many.

Wherever there is a ranking, I am certain shall be placed firmly at the bottom of it. Dead certain.*

(*Every rule has an exception, and WVDS last year is the exception.)

All dead certain?

As opposed to mostly dead certain?

+1

I’m right there with you.

Sad

that the state of affairs is that Martijn Maaskant doesn’t even deserve a mention in the cobbled top 15.

I had such hopes for him last year and he got injured...
In 2010 he wasn't injured and he didn't score then, either.
Sigh. Just beefed up my Classics squad...

GBR USA USA NED USA AUS NED NED LTU BEL RUS BEL BEL GER GER NED NED BEL GER NOR NOR AUS GBR CUW NED

I know: the Curacaoan (did I spell that right?)...
A sure 200 points is hard to pass up!
I almost took him too...might still.
I'm struggling - lost count of how many changes this makes:

AUS AUS BEL BEL BEL COL FRA FRA FRA FRA FRA ITA LTU LUX NED NED NOR RUS RUS SLO ESP SUI GBR GBR USA

I'm too embarrassed to even put mine up.

Chris, I know Matti Breschel has essentially had a year off, but his form might be interesting. I have this weird feeling about Gregory Rast too. I’m not saying he’ll win P-R, but he may well give it a nudge.

A work in progress...cheap australians for sale.

target="winVDS">SUI FRA <a href=“http://www.podiumcafevds.com/riders.php?mw=1&y=2012&nat=AUS” title=“Australia”
AUS GER BEL BEL AUS FRA SUI AUS AUS AUS ITA LTU NED FRA FRA AUS LTU ESP AUS NED GBR AUS NED

target=“winVDS”

heh

And who even knows how THAT got there? Not me :(
Apparently,

you did not copy and/or paste all of the code from the text box. Clicking inside the text box should select all of the code. So, no need to manually select, just click on the text box and copy the code by pressing Ctrl-C or Cmd-C, or by right-clicking it and choosing ‘Copy.’

He could get injured

Or I might decide to give the Curaçao nationals another go ;-)

Cool.

If you’re no more than 2 points, you’re on my team.

chris, i won the bet.

I said it would take Ted less than 5 posts to mention Maskaant….

Hushold could pick up a stage or two at the Giro as well.
Meh

Doesn’t he take a rest after the classics?

Nope, Giro then TdF

No mention of how many Giro stages he does though.

who knows, it could be just a couple of stages.

Dragging some Norwegian tourists down.

hm

Well I guess he can just go home and soak in oil to stay fresh for a couple weeks.

just the open ceremonies

It's in Denmark

That’s 3 days of smørrebrød, beer and aquavit. He’d be lucky to be back in shape for the Champs Elysée stage of the Tour.

My biggest worry about the classics

is that some riders will suddenly think they’re classics riders, and commit more to that, and ignore their rather obvious sprint talent. I’m thinking of 2 in particular.

Also, I have far too many 1-pointers. There ought to be a mini-game where you pick 8 1-pointers and see who really unearths the most gems…

Far too many riders, and I’m only 9 points over budget!
BEL GER ESP BEL ITA FRA NED ITA SLO BEL NED SLO AUS POL ITA ITA BEL LTU CZE ITA SLO ITA FRA FRA NED FRA COL NZL RUS GER ESP BEL ESP FRA FRA ITA GBR BLR BEL

Ha, I'm looking at that and thinking - I picked a Russian?! wtf?!
Ha.

I got 2 Russian 1 pointers at the moment. The idea of Zabel coaching them up is enticing.

Ja, by next year, Katusha will be a podium machine in the sprints
Ha :)

That’s too many boys you’ve got there Ike.

STOP!

You people keep reminding me of riders I don’t have room for!How can I leave off George?!
New one’s I have not heard of “Oh,he looks interesting”.
Or the riders themselves Write or Tweet something cute and I think"He should be on my team!"
I should just submit now so I can relax.

In my dreams, I want 30 riders...300 points...

I guess I want to be BMC.

except they are like 23 riders and 900 points...
Nah

They’re a near perfect fit for a complete FSA DS team, except for that pesky “Elite 24+” rule: http://www.podiumcafevds.com/riders.php?y=2012&mw=1&uci=BMC

26 riders and 145 points, lose either Phil or Thor => 25 riders for 109 -119 points.

I was being extra snarky
I know

but I couldn’t let the opportunity pass to link the website :)

Shameless promotion SuperDooperTed (I am trying to get "Dooper" to stick)

I saw a groupon at podiumcafevds.com

Pick 7 Flemish riders and get Broerie thrown in for free

These magnificent "to good to be true" deals

are undoubtedly what made Groupon report a loss.

Maybe it was a dutch broerie?

(I’ll be nice now)

does that come with or without the ice beard?
Lousy deal IMO
The VDS gods are now sending me messages during my commute

Ha!

The VDS gods think you needed help here?

I know!

Couldn’t they have spelled out the TdF winner to me instead?

what does the top one say?

(old eyes)

Van Marcke :)

Camera phone from inside a car, not super quality

You really shouldn't drive and take pictures at the same time gs

didn’t your mama teach you that?

I was at a stoplight, Broerie

Took me two weeks to be first in front of that red light, in the right lane

+1

for the dedication

This passes for fun in Belgium?
It passes for 'driving to work'
Where does it say "fire..."

“…because he’s way overpriced”?

You are so lucky I don't own

a banhammer

Lucky, or just well informed about the ownership of banhammers?

You decide.

Just you wait

I got my hands on a rather salacious picture involving Chris and sex wax. I’ll have my own banhammer in no time.

Forget it

He uses that one as his FB profile pic

Ha, small world, did not expect to see that here

I recognize where this photo was taken, used to be on my commute years ago.

Before this blog is finished

Every part of Flanders will be photographed and displayed.

This photo also has Keukiwhatsit
Oh, bah

Instead of waiting for two weeks I could’ve just google mapped it.

And for the record. Chris is a good brother.

He goes above the call of duty dealing with an obsessive compulsive older brother..

"I really don't think I got a *Perfect* cone of frites here...?"

“Why don’t you run along and get some more golden, crispy ones.”

And that Broadwurst

is not sitting symmetrical in the bun either…

Chris!

You are stealing my concept of a nearly all-Belgian (Mostly Flemish) team!
BEL ESP BEL USA BEL USA BEL BEL ESP BEL BEL LTU ITA BEL BEL LTU BEL NED BEL BEL BEL BEL BEL GER BEL BEL BEL FRA

I'm not seeing much Celtic Pride
Rajon Rondo is his designated climber.
Can Someone please explain how to cut and paste the flags again?

I am yet to figure it out and I know there have been some instructions on this.

But for the record, my 2012 team has a Swiss Flag, Norway, Spain and 22 Belgian Flags.

Just go the VDS page

And then under “my team”, copy the bit after “copy the flags to show off your team on PdC”. So, the entire body of text that starts with <a href= . It’ll be very long and should end in < / a > (but without the spaces). Just ctrl+c, ctrl+v that into the comment box here, et voila.

The end result should be:
SUI GBR GER LUX FRA BEL SLO BEL BEL BEL ESP BEL BEL LTU IRL BEL BEL FRA ESP BEL BEL NED GBR FRA BEL

Go to

the My Team page, there’s a text box with the necessary html code under the Roster header. Click inside it, the text should be automatically selected, copy it by pressing ctrl-c or cmd-c, paste here.

The text box is only there if you have not yet submitted your team.

"The text box is only there if you have not yet submitted your team"

Ahhhh, that’s where it is. I thought I was just retarded. Now I know I’m just being punished for being an early submitter… ;-)

I believe in Diversity

2 Aus
1 Austria
4 Belgium
2 Colombia
1 Czech
1 Denmark
1 Estonia
4 French
1 Germany
3 Italian
1 Dutch
1 Swiss
2 GBr
1 USA

yeah, I'm submitted too...
Like this:

ESP ITA IRL GER ITA RUS DEN DEN USA DEN ESP AUS BEL CZE ARG GBR CAN ITA BEL NED AUS ESP ESP GER GBR POL ESP RUS

Needs fewer Belgians.
Ted taught me how to......

ARG AUS AUS AUS BLR BEL CAN CZE EST IRL ITA ITA ITA ITA ITA ITA LTU NED RUS SVK ESP SUI USA USA UZB

Tyler counts as a Belgian, doesn’t he?

Er,

Forgot Pippo Pozzato. How? Why? Something about scanning 2011 results… His equivalent here is probably Flecha: looks threatening in spring, can’t be counted on for anything after 4/15.

And just broke a collarbone...?
Ah, right!

Thanks, that must have been why.

But since he's at Farnese Vini, I suspect they will have him riding plenty

in the summer and autumn in Italy – and he’s definitely good for some wins. I think a major reason for his move was to beat up on some patsies in early August, to rebuild his hype.
Plus collarbone isn’t a disaster – he ought to be riding T-A, and missing the early cobbles can set you up well for RvV (see Nuyens last year, skipping opening weekend).

Pippo

needs a perfect spring to be competitive. I suppose returning at TA might be enough, but we’ll see.

Yep

It’s a really tough call at this point. Pippo needs to be healthy for MSR to justify his price.

There is a certain body type/riding style

that best suits the cobbles. I remember seeing a photo of Cancellara’s bike computer after he won P-R in 2010 and his average cadence was 72 rpm’s (or something very low like that). That is pushing one massive gear for 6 hours. Compare this to your typical Euskie spinning away at 110 rpm’s finishing 20 minutes down (sorry Albertina, not trying to pick on your boys here, just making a point as to why climbers don’t do well on he cobbles). You have to be comfortable pushing a gear and keeping your weight on your feet. Cobble guys are all about power. Cance backs it up with a freakish time trial and just general freakishness. Tommeke had a fast sprint when he was in his mid 20’s. Thor backs it up too with some fine sprinting and versatility, but it really is a specialty. Not surprised a lot of guys cant really follow it up. But who cares… Cobbles are the best.

Well, to be fair, that average RPM includes coasting

So, when Cance soloed away 2 years ago, he was TTing at 100-110rpm. But you’re right, a lot of guys don’t have the muscular force to crank those kind of watts in a higher torque / lower RPM situation where you simply can’t shift down any more because you’re crawling up the Paterberg at 6mph.

I was thinking more of Roubaix than Flanders

Since Roubaix really has no hills to speak of. but the cobbles are much worse than in Flanders. Flanders cobbles are harsh and certainly command your attention and most (not all) of them are on steep short hills which seems to take some of the bite out of them, if not most of the speed. Chris and I rode exactly 1/10th of the cobbled secteurs at Roubaix (4 and 5 star secteurs) and it’s easy to see that they are all about survival. But riding the cobbles of P-R was the only time of the week that I wasn’t struggling to hold Chris’ wheel. No one will mistake us for the Schleck brothers, but lets just say I have a few extra gnocchi’s on Chris. But you pay no real weight penalty at Roubaix, and in some ways it’s advantageous. Especially if your a masher. Some guys seem to do well in both races, but I could see Gilbert winning Flanders, but would give him very little chance if he saddled up for Roubaix.

Kittel's 85kg...a big P-R future perhaps?
That's what people said before he started sprinting like a madman
The two aren't mutually exclusive, although perhaps like others before him, Kittel may 'graduate' from sprints to

the Classics when he ‘grows up’.

Oh absolutely not

I’m just saying if he hadn’t started winning sprints, being a P-R talent is what people would be talking about him as. Now he has another dimension too.

He's exciting isn't he? I gather he's an above average TT'er as well.

World Champion TT junior 2005, 2006
German Champion TT junior 2006, U23 2007, 2010
European Champion TT U23 2009

From http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcel_Kittel

He was stuck in a mold during his U23 years with all the TT success he had and was told at Thuringer Energie

that he would be a TT man the rest of his career…lo and behold, he goes to SKIL and they change up his workouts and he is a sprint machine in place of his TT prowess

True

Pete dropped me on the Secteur Bernard Hinault. I hadn’t thought about it at the time but this makes some sense.

or maybe a week of drinking

Ename Dubbel made me stronger and all that Jupiler and Primus you had was weakening you.

“Chris, have you been up all night drinking Jupiler?”

“I think I’m blind.”

And I'm glad you include Monte Paschi as a "cobbled classic"

That race is near and dear to me since we are both Italian by name, but Flemish at heart.

And it is cobbled!

And it is broadcasted on the Belgian tv! So we are going to see a looot of dust. Let’s hope for it.. And that the Dutchie again can conquer the world of white cobbles

Very first draft.. LEt the shuffle begin

SVK NOR USA ESP NED NED ESP GBR USA BLR FRA AUS GER USA POR FRA ITA IRL USA ERI AUS BEL SVK NED NED

Looks more like it.

GBR SVK GER USA BEL NED BEL GBR USA GER USA POR POL FRA ITA LTU IRL USA ERI AUS NED BEL NED GBR FRA

Awful, awful team

heh

Wiggins is getting him nowhere.

And I see he ditched EBH?

Oh, the speculation is way too much fun. Even when it’s totally wrong.

But it is totall right!
What? You fired Dag Otto Lauritzen?

It’s gonna come back and bite you in the ass.

25p for every time he beats Rolf Sørensen in the stagepreview rides
latest rendition

FRA ITA SLO SWE ESP FRA USA ESP RUS RUS ITA GER ESP FRA GBR USA GER NED POL ESP DEN NOR BEL UZB NED

Just so I feel included, my fleabitten crew

GBR GER ESP DEN NED SLO BEL CAN NED GER AUS BEL USA ITA IRL CZE COL RUS DEN POL BEL CRO BEL ESP FRA

Ok.. The game is to discover the team..

Cav, Martin, Rojas, Breschel, Poels, Kocjan, Monfort, Tuft, Hoogerland, Martens, Rogers..
Assuming you sorted them by points.. But well. there is no point. I just project my thought of the riders on the flags. So Maybe i’m completely off

I think the Aus flag is for Haussler.
Sorted by points, yeah

0/1, Seahorse, 2/11, Frinking.

2? Ah. The last time I guessed
So, how many people have submitted with Roelandts on their roster?

cause he’s not going to race this spring.

This is why I never submit until the last minute.
+1
And I started out really wanting him
Ouchie. Oh well, I have him and have submitted.

Here’s to a speedy recovery regardless of his results.

So you have 1 rider fresh and rested after Roubaix
He was injured so early in the TDU I never really considered him. Mitch Docker is my biggest disappointment.
fuck

I haven’t submitted, but still- fuck

fuck fuck!

That sounds awfully grim. Poor lad.

Latest version of 'UASD'

BEL BEL BEL DEN FRA FRA FRA FRA FRA ITA ITA ITA ITA ITA NED NED NED NOR RUS ESP ESP ESP ESP ESP ESP

Unimpressive Athletes Slowly Disintegrating?
I like it, not to late for a name change..

:-)

My latest:

AUS AUS BEL BEL BEL CUW GER GER GER GER LTU LTU NED NED NED NED NED NOR NOR RUS GBR GBR USA USA USA

this is mine. hopefully the last rendition. of course, won't know until next friday.

FRA ITA SLO SWE ESP FRA FRA USA ESP RUS RUS ITA GER ESP FRA GBR USA GER NED POL ESP DEN NOR BEL NED

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