Just like America and, I think, every other cross-loving nation in the world, Belgium will have its cx national championships tomorrow. Where? in Hooglede-Gits. When? At 15h CET. Can I watch it? Of course, on Sporza 2BE. Who will win? ... For that, come read below the fold.
If you need some more incentive, the words 'playmobil live action movie' come up.

Hooglede-Gits might not ring a bell for everyone, but it's the location of the (very exciting) 2007 world championships, when Erwin Vervecken managed to save Belgium's honour by narrowly beating Jonathan Page and Enrico Franzoi to the highest step on the podium. In the U23 category Lars Boom was victorious over Niels Albert, Zdenek Stybar came in fourth (Romain Villa was third). Peter Sagan was tenth in the juniors category.
Most Belgians remember Hooglede-Gits as "that race where the motor guy took out Nys and Wellens". Wanna see what I'm talking about? Cause Sporza has this particular episode of sporting history up on their site as, you guessed it right, a playmobil live action movie. If you prefer the real thing, I can offer you that too.
The course tomorrow is just like back then. Originally, the organisers had added an extra loop to give the audience a better chance of seeing the race, but, as inevitably happens in Flanders, the loop got flooded. So, back to the original it is.
That original is this:
The blue bit is the loop they got rid off. As you can see in the Sporza video above, there's hills, stairs, sand and, back then, a whole lot of falling down. Sportwereld have a pretty cool interactive guide up here. I'm not sure how much sense it makes if you don't speak Dutch, but it's still fun.
Translation:
S. Start
1. First descent
2. From now on, always up and down, no more flats
3. Two stairs - muddy and slippery ones to after the weather we've had
4. Some sucking up to the organisers
5 & 6. The deleted loop
7. Taped off parcours so no one can come and try it out without permission
8. The playmobil corner of doom
9. Final staircase
As to who will win? Kevin Pauwels hasn't had the supershape he had in the beginning of the season for a while now, and neither has Bart Aernouts. Niels Albert claims he has early pneunomia (though last time he had a "bad cold" he ended up winning the race) and Tommeke Meeusen was seriously ill in X-Mas / NY-week, cancelling on not only Leuven, but the NY-race in Baal as well. Who does that leave us with? The men that got taken out by the motor guy in 2007: Bart Wellens and Sven Nys. Can you say "revenge"?
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Thanks!
So Nys seems unhappy they got rid of that boring looking extra loop. Why, was it all heavy mud?
tedvdw - January 7, 2012
Supermuddy and uphill, yes
tgsgirl - January 7, 2012
Awesome video!
majope - January 7, 2012
They really liked their playmobil at Sporza for a while
Some more cycling history here and here and here and finally here.
(Tombo looks a bit fat in that final episode)
tgsgirl - January 7, 2012
Very cute
I can’t wait for the NFL on Fox to steal this idea.
Chris Fontecchio - January 8, 2012
Wellens FTW.
If Nys goes down with a cold, it could happen.
Uphill - January 7, 2012
Niels has pneumonia?! WHAT??
Sadface :-(
Albertina - January 7, 2012
Sickbagging?
JustJoshinYa - January 7, 2012
He'd better be or I'll weep
Albertina - January 7, 2012
I'm confident it's just sandbaggage
tgsgirl - January 7, 2012
My 2 eurocents
All the other guys are pretty much chanceless
broerie - January 7, 2012
(thanks for the preview)
broerie - January 7, 2012
I think a Belgian will win.
JustJoshinYa - January 7, 2012
Klaas?
Not that’d be a shocker
tgsgirl - January 7, 2012
Nys.
To replace that hideous new Landbouwkrediet jersey ASAP.
blackswangreen - January 8, 2012
Bart Wellens admitted to intensive care, Sporza reports.
No details yet, but obviously no nationals for him.
blackswangreen - January 8, 2012
Update
High fever and heart problems last night.
http://sporza.be/cm/sporza/wielrennen/veldrijden/120108_persconferentie_wellens
tedvdw - January 8, 2012
Hmm. Miraculous resurgence, then high fever and heart trouble.
tedvdw - January 8, 2012
Yes... definitely hmm-worthy.
But first let’s hope he’s alright.
blackswangreen - January 8, 2012
seriously? That sucks...
JustJoshinYa - January 8, 2012
life threatening for a while
not sure he’ll ever get back on the bike again
tgsgirl - January 8, 2012
From the 13 o'clock news
Acute fever attack with multiple organ failure – his kidneys and liver shut down; heart capacity dropped to 10%. Liver and kidney still aren’t functioning properly, so he’s not out of the woods yet :(
tgsgirl - January 8, 2012
Poor Bartje
Hope he gets well soon
tgsgirl - January 8, 2012
Nys reported a "blocked back" an hour ago
And 15 minutes later: “Back deblocked, I will start with or without pain. Thanks to all the people who helped me this morning.” https://twitter.com/sven_nys
tedvdw - January 8, 2012
Not the first time that's happened
tgsgirl - January 8, 2012
He had the perfect opportunity to tweet, "Thanks to all who had my back"
#missedopportunity
JustJoshinYa - January 8, 2012
tgsgirl - January 8, 2012
More results
Dutch U23
1. lars van de haar
2. David van der poel
3. stan godrie
Belgian women
1. Sanne Cant
2. Joyce Vanderbeken
3. Hilde Quintens
French women
1. Lucie Chainel-Lefèvre
2. Pauline Ferrand-Prévot
3. Caroline Mani
Czech men
1. Stybs
2. Simunek
3. Karel Hlnik
tgsgirl - January 8, 2012
British men
1. Ian Field (finally!!!!!!! SO happy for him that he’s got this monkey off his back!)
2. Liam Killeen
3. Jody Crawforth
Albertina - January 8, 2012
British women
1. Helen Wyman. Easy.
2. Nikki Harris. Didn’t look great, she’s been ill.
3. Annie Last. Mountain biker, rode the race of her life and would’ve been a lot closer to Nikki if she hadn’t lost her pedal in the sprint.
Gabby had a very bad day…trouble breathing, felt dreadful and just couldn’t do anything. Gutting for her as she’s been in such great form :(
Albertina - January 8, 2012
Austrian Men
1. Daniel Gaismayr
2. Alexander Gehbauer
3. Karl-Heinz Gollinger
Peter Presslauer was injured earlier in season so did not add to his tally of 11 (!!) titles
Austrian_Jez - January 10, 2012
Thank goodness.
I shudder to think how embarrassing it would be if he messed up!
Albertina - January 8, 2012
Styby ripping it up over in Check!
http://www.ceskatelevize.cz/porady/10110938667-cyklistika/412232400011001-m-cr-v-cyklokrosu-2012-unicov/#cf
singhstax - January 8, 2012
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